Jenna: Your new vibe is a double-edged sword. Much like the one Mickey Rourke tried to kill me with.

'When It Rains, It Pours' 5x02

So I saw a gifset of all the times Jenna’s mentioned Mickey Rourke, and I got inspired. Seriously, what is her history with him?



Jenna: Nice try, Hazel, but you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke made on that catamaran. You didn’t kill me when you had the chance.
'The Shower Principle' 6x15

Jenna: Nice try, Hazel, but you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke made on that catamaran. You didn’t kill me when you had the chance.

'The Shower Principle' 6x15

Kenneth: We have ways of making people talk…by giving them fresh apple slices.

'I Heart Connecticut' 5x19

I mean, that thing does look like it could slice apples pretty well, am I right, guys?

Hazel: When I confronted him about it he was so condescending! He laughed at me, then he undressed me with his eyes. Then he had his way with me…with his eyes.

Liz: Ugh, the male gaze.

Hazel: Yeah, they’re all a bunch of gays.

'Grandmentor' 6x13

Jack: Most people in his situation would be angry with his family for the centuries of inbreeding, but not Gerhardt. He’s too busy trying to stave off infection.

'Black Tie' 1x12

Liz: He looked at me with those crazy handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam when the Falcon…

Jenna: No, Liz! Do not talk about stuff like that on your date, guys like that do not like Star Trek.

Liz: Wars!

'The Head and the Hair' 1x11

That’s what she said!

Hey, do you like Game of Thrones?

Do you also like The Office?

If you answered “Hell yeah!” to both questions (and why wouldn’t you?) then you should totally check out my new mash-up blog, A Song of Office and Fire!


Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror!
'The Break-Up' 1x08

Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror!

'The Break-Up' 1x08

Cooter Burger: We have a meeting with the appropriations committee, like, now.

Jack: Oh no, I’m not prepared.

Cooter: I know, I’m not drunk either. But we’ll manage.

'Cooter' 2x15


Liz: No, come on, Jack, we’re not doing that. We’re not compromising the integrity of the show to sell…
Pete: Wow, this is Diet Snapple?
Liz: I know! It tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn’t it?
'Jack-Tor' 1x05

Do you guys realize how long I’ve been trying to find a way to use this quote? Because I really don’t think you do.

Liz: No, come on, Jack, we’re not doing that. We’re not compromising the integrity of the show to sell…

Pete: Wow, this is Diet Snapple?

Liz: I know! It tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn’t it?

'Jack-Tor' 1x05

Do you guys realize how long I’ve been trying to find a way to use this quote? Because I really don’t think you do.