Jack: We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
'Reunion' 3x05

Jack: We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

'Reunion' 3x05

Liz: I never got put on a jury. I wear my Princess Leia costume, and they dismiss me immediately.

'Believe in the Stars' 3x02


Jack: I never sleep on planes. I don’t want to get Incepted.
'Double-Edged Sword' 5x14

Jack: I never sleep on planes. I don’t want to get Incepted.

'Double-Edged Sword' 5x14

Angie: Do you know what a surprise is? [splashes a glass of water in Liz’s face] Now you do.

'Queen of Jordan 2: Mystery of the Phantom Pooper' 6x20


Lynn: So I wore my sexy underwear for nothing?
'Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whiskey' 6x10

Lynn: So I wore my sexy underwear for nothing?

'Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whiskey' 6x10

Bellboy: What’s so bad about being Canadian?

Jack: Your milk comes in bags. Bags!

Avery: Your pavilion at Epcot doesn’t have a ride.

Jack: And if Canada is so nice and friendly, why does most of our meth come from your Asian drug gangs?

Avery: Are we not even making our own meth? What is happening to American manufacturing?

'Double-Edged Sword' 5x14

thetiredcuddler said: So I just found this blog right after I finished watching 30 Rock and I've recently started Game of Thrones, and I gotta say this blog is beautiful.

Thank you so much!

Liz: Also, you’re kind of a slut.

Jack: I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three.

'Florida' 7x10

Can it really be? Am I really back after a long hiatus?

Yes, I am! At least, for now.

Jenna: Your new vibe is a double-edged sword. Much like the one Mickey Rourke tried to kill me with.

'When It Rains, It Pours' 5x02

So I saw a gifset of all the times Jenna’s mentioned Mickey Rourke, and I got inspired. Seriously, what is her history with him?



Jenna: Nice try, Hazel, but you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke made on that catamaran. You didn’t kill me when you had the chance.
'The Shower Principle' 6x15

Jenna: Nice try, Hazel, but you made the same mistake Mickey Rourke made on that catamaran. You didn’t kill me when you had the chance.

'The Shower Principle' 6x15